Even The Dry Cleaner Tried To Blame Yoko For Their Problems

October 28th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Um, yeah, so…there’s really nothing that isn’t awesome about this letter John Lennon wrote to his laundry service in the 70′s:

Things that I reallyreally love about it:

  1. For once, the cleaners being yelled at aren’t Asian.
  2. The cleaners are being yelled at BY A BEATLE.
  3. Learning something new about Yoko, i.e. that she doesn’t sweat.
  4. The line “(MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US),” which I also interpret to mean “Most Orientals Do Not Smell Like Us,” which is true (read this if you don’t believe me).
  5. The cleaners believe, like the rest of the planet, that when in doubt, blame Yoko.

His clothes, you see, were away that day getting effed up at the cleaners

[via NY Mag]

Thanks, Ben!

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2 Responses to “Even The Dry Cleaner Tried To Blame Yoko For Their Problems”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by DISGRASIAN™, J A S M I N E, jasminedavila, lastylemama, Jean K. Kim and others. Jean K. Kim said: "MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US" lolol RT @disgrasian Even The Dry Cleaner Tried To Blame Yoko For Their Problems http://dlvr.it/7hPS2 [...]

  2. hahahachu thefluisonyou says:

    “You may say i’m a dreamer, but i’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us: Most orientals do not sweat like US…”

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