Dumplings Can Make People Do Crazy Things

October 20th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

Let me just begin by saying that some dumplings can be extremely powerful. The famous dumplings from San Gabriel Valley’s Din Tai Fung have compelled me to do things I would never have imagined, like break my L.A. driving rule (never motor more than 5 miles from home unless somebody’s paying me) countless times–once to see our pals The Good Asian Drivers, most times simply to experience the gingery-vinegary-broth-filled goodness inside their perfect pork soup dumplings. You have to understand, they’re too special for words, almost too special to eat. They make you not want to share. In fact, I believe that a very good friend once tried to poison me just so he could swipe my chicken soup dumpling take-home box. Rest assured, he didn’t get the box.

So am I surprised that the crazy saga that inspired last week’s DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK honoring of San Gabriel’s mayor, Albert Y.M. Huang, apparently started with some sort of hurly burly that had to do with…DUMPLINGS? Eh. Not so much. Not at all.

From the SGV Tribune:

Bao Gang Li, owner of New Taste Dumpling House, said Huang and the alleged victim had been arguing after the couple arrived at the restaurant at about 1 a.m.

“They started arguing a lot and at that time there were about 20 people at the restaurant,” said Li. “The woman grabbed a dumpling container and threw it at the gentlemen’s chest.”

Huang then threw vinegar at the woman, Li said.

At that point, the woman went to a nearby ATM and took out what appeared to be a lot of money. Huang attempted to try to take the money from her and threatened to call the police, Li said.

DUDE. Dumplings can make people do some weird shit. And Jen and I happen to gobble up weird shit like… dumplings (as does his Highness Jonathan Gold)! I’ll assume that you remember the rest of what happened on that ill-fated night, but if you don’t, those geniuses at NMA News have distilled it for you. It is (also not surprisingly) genius:




Call me crazy, but riding the rails on an S.U.V. actually looks pretty fun. Kinda like windsurfing.

Which may be the only surprising thing about this story as it unfolds. As you might have guessed, Huang announced his resignation yesterday. DAMN DUMPLINGS!

[via Curbed LA]
[Video via Next Media]
[SGV Tribune: San Gabriel Mayor Huang arrested on suspicion of assault, robbery]

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4 Responses to “Dumplings Can Make People Do Crazy Things”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by DISGRASIAN™, J A S M I N E, May S. Young, jasminedavila, Wayne Wisecarver and others. Wayne Wisecarver said: RT @disgrasian hey, Arvid check this out. it's them burrito sucking gift counselors http://dlvr.it/7JjDg [...]

  2. BusyDad says:

    Disgrasian the video game – Grand Theft Crab and Pork dumpling.

    Get on that!!

    Also, I live a 10 minute walk from Din Tai Fung. Hint hint!

  3. Jen says:

    @BusyDad Whaaaaaa? Dumpling get-together! (We promise not to throw them at you, but only because that’s just plain wasteful.)

    And…what about your SGV mayoral bid???

  4. Teamrobhogg says:

    很黄, 很暴力。

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