DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The CW Network’s ‘Nikita’

October 29th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

Dear Nikita producers,

During last night’s episode, “The Recruit,” I got so much done: I checked my email 8 times, I accepted an outstanding friend request on Facebook, I wrote on somebody’s wall, I made a couple of online Scrabble moves–no bingos, sadly–I wrote 10 tweets, I bookmarked two websites, I read this ridiculous post about “How Dreadlocks Work,” I checked out Jessica Alba’s Twitter page because Twitter suggested that we follow her, and I read about designer vaginas, or, as I like to call them, “deginas,” which are apparently all the rage in the Czech Republic.


I’m not sure how exactly you’ve managed to make reading up on “deginas” more appealing than watching Maggie Q play a vengeful female assassin, but that’s exactly what’s happened.

Since I’m part of that female Vampire Diaries‘ audience the CW’s so keen on retaining, may I suggest you take one cue from your lead-in show?


Oops, my bad. I meant: more HOT shirtless men, please.

A Would-Be Devoted Fan,

[EW.com: 'Nikita' getting a 'slight tweak']

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  2. rockmanj says:

    Pervert!!! Also, I am an expert on dreadlocks if you all need any info in the future. ^__^

  3. mellowyel says:

    Owen was hot and shirtless. Only for a few scenes in one episode though. need moar

    honestly, I could cite a million things about Nikita that they could do better. the only thing keeping me tuning in is waiting to find out when they’ll figure out Alex is a mole

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