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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! The CW Network’s ‘Nikita’

Dear Nikita producers,

During last night’s episode, “The Recruit,” I got so much done: I checked my email 8 times, I accepted an outstanding friend request on Facebook, I wrote on somebody’s wall, I made a couple of online Scrabble moves–no bingos, sadly–I wrote 10 tweets, I bookmarked two websites, I read this ridiculous post about “How Dreadlocks Work,” I checked out Jessica Alba’s Twitter page because Twitter suggested that we follow her, and I read about designer vaginas, or, as I like to call them, “deginas,” which are apparently all the rage in the Czech Republic.

All this is to say that I WAS OUT OF MY MIND BORED WATCHING YOUR SHOW.

I’m not sure how exactly you’ve managed to make reading up on “deginas” more appealing than watching Maggie Q play a vengeful female assassin, but that’s exactly what’s happened.

Since I’m part of that female Vampire Diaries‘ audience the CW’s so keen on retaining, may I suggest you take one cue from your lead-in show?

MORE SHIRTLESS MEN, PLEASE.

Oops, my bad. I meant: more HOT shirtless men, please.

A Would-Be Devoted Fan,
Jen

[EW.com: 'Nikita' getting a 'slight tweak']

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2. rockmanj says:

   October 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm

   Pervert!!! Also, I am an expert on dreadlocks if you all need any info in the future. ^__^
3. mellowyel says:

   October 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm

   Owen was hot and shirtless. Only for a few scenes in one episode though. need moar

   honestly, I could cite a million things about Nikita that they could do better. the only thing keeping me tuning in is waiting to find out when they’ll figure out Alex is a mole
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