Ivy was booted from the show two weeks before but brought back this week, along with five other former contestants, to be a Sewing Bitch for one of the six remaining designers. But instead of shutting up and making “a look”–as they refer to clothes on the show–pretty, Ivy decided to stir up some drrrama and accuse one of the designers still in the competition, Michael C., of cheating in a past challenge. Something about tape over a model’s boobs. In other words: huh?
Ivy also accused Michael C. of playing “the game”–in a competition, no less!–and told him the only reason he was still on the show was because, “You talk shit about people and you sabotage people.”
Sound familiar? If you haven’t been following the show, this is Ivy a few episodes back talking shit and sabotaging another Michael, Michael D., whom she had to partner with in a challenge:
Tim Gunn eventually weighed in on Ivy’s cheating accusations and, ever the voice of reason, declared the whole thing a “non-case,” which I think was his polite way of saying “bullfuckingshit.”
Ivy, however, wasn’t done killing other people’s dreams! Because Christopher, the designer who Ivy assisted during last night’s episode, was the person who got eliminated. Coincidence?!
And once her work there was done, Ivy went home the loser, again, and came to the startling realization as she hung up her measuring tape for the night that it wasn’t dressmaking that was her calling after all, but vinegar-making. Very, very sour vinegar-making.
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