When Worlds Collide: Jesse James And Kat Von D

September 3rd, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

KAT VON D: This is really great.

JESSE JAMES: Yep, great.

KAT VON D: You look so good, baby.

JESSE JAMES: Good, baby.

KAT VON D: I can’t believe how much I love you.

JESSE JAMES: Um, you’re great.

KAT VON D: And it’s almost like, why didn’t we do this before? We’re perfect for each other!

JESSE JAMES: Yep. Did they take our picture yet? I kinda hate this shit.

KAT VON D: We’re like the “bad boy” and “bad girl” of reality TV, we both have inked sleeves, we both go to Discovery network conglomerate parties, we both live in California—

JESSE JAMES: I like your dress.

KAT VON D: I’m just saying, it’s like kismet or something.

JESSE JAMES: Did you think People Magazine was being weird when they interviewed us? Or were they just being normal and I’m all hypersensitive?

KAT VON D: I don’t think they were being weird. And I don’t care what anybody thinks, baby! I don’t care about your past! All I care about is how I feel about you, and about us. You’re only like, my ninth boyfriend EVER. I would only call somebody I have really good sex with my boyfriend.

JESSE JAMES: When they talked to you, did they mention anything like, “people don’t hate Jesse as much anymore?” Or like, “Sandy Bullock really regrets breaking up with Jesse and keeps trying to get him back?”

KAT VON D: Um, no.

JESSE JAMES: Well did you tell them about how I bought you that chocolate pinup doll? And gave you that rose yesterday? And how I opened your car door?

KAT VON D: I think I said something about Scrabble…

JESSE JAMES: And what did they say?

KAT VON D: They didn’t say anything, Jesse. Was I supposed to tell them how many times you take a dump every day, too?

JESSE JAMES: I just want to know if they think I’m a nice guy.

KAT VON D: [snuggles in close] Well, I certainly think you’re a nice guy.

JESSE JAMES: Ooh, did you say that to them?

KAT VON D: NO I DIDN’T FUCKING SAY THAT TO THEM. What are you getting at?

JESSE JAMES: Nothing, nothing.

KAT VON D: Okay, good.

JESSE JAMES: Well… has your publicist said anything about us doing a show together or anything? Maybe I could come in and get something done at your shop, and it could be a special episode or something.

KAT VON D: You want to be on my show?

JESSE JAMES: You should have seen me on Celebrity Apprentice.

KAT VON D: I think we’re done here.

[People: Kat Von D - I'm In Love With Jesse James]


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  2. mellowyel says:

    wow, clearly i’ve been slacking on my tabloid reading. i guess this means that the real reason Jesse James broke up with Sandra is because she didn’t have tats. Guys need to put that kind of thing out there – “if you don’t have tats, i will date you, but go and sleep with someone that does”. save us some grief.

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