When Worlds Collide: Tom Cruise And Tokyo

September 29th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Tom Cruise at the Tokyo Premiere of 'Knight and Day'

TOM CRUISE: Watch my movie!

DUDE ON THE LEFT WITH THE LUSCIOUS LOCKS: Hey Tom, what’s up bro? Can you sign something for my lady?

TOM CRUISE: You look good to me.

DUDE ON THE LEFT WITH THE LUSCIOUS LOCKS: You could sign whatever, man. Maybe her shirt? We didn’t bring anything.

TOM CRUISE: Hmm… I wonder what Suri’s wearing today? Hopefully that cute, cute, cute little Burberry dress I presented to her in a box tied with a ribbon before I left. I just love her so much. She’s totally my favorite of all my kids.

GUY ON THE FAR LEFT WITH HIS EYES CLOSED: Is Tom Cruise here? I can’t see anything!

TOM CRUISE: That Cameron Diaz, what a tall drink of water. Where is she standing?

GUY ON THE FAR LEFT WITH HIS EYES CLOSED: I can’t see her either!

TOM CRUISE: Did any of you happen to see The Last Samurai?

MAN ON RIGHT: I did. Not the most accur–

TOM CRUISE: I am so in love with my wife, Kate! If I wasn’t here at this premiere, I would be ordering a dozen cupcakes to send to her while she’s shopping at Barney’s.

CHILD BEING HELD BY MAN ON RIGHT: I hate it here, Daddy! Can we GO?

MAN ON RIGHT: But honey, Tom Cruise is a big movie star.

CHILD BEING HELD BY MAN ON RIGHT: He doesn’t look very big!

CUTE GIRL WITH PIGTAILS AND MESSY BANGS: Pff, you have no idea. He looks relatively HUGE here. Wait for him to go stand by Diaz.

TOM CRUISE: They love me here.

GAL IN ZEBRA-PRINT TOP: ZOMG, is he wearing Ziggy Stardust platforms?

GAL IN TAN TOP: They’re definitely boots.

TOM CRUISE: Man boots.

GAL IN TAN TOP: Of course man boots. I would never–

GAL IN ZEBRA-PRINT TOP: Yes she would.

TOM CRUISE: Did you ladies see the movie?

GALS (in unison): We sure will!

TOM CRUISE: If you do, I’ll send you guys cupcakes!

GALS: You’re the best, Tom! You look really, really tall today!

TOM CRUISE: Thanks ladies. Now let’s get photographed.

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2 Responses to “When Worlds Collide: Tom Cruise And Tokyo”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    Even though there’s a lot of speculation about Tom Cruise being gay, to quote Scott Thompson as Buddy Cole, “I just don’t want him to be.”
    I like my gay boys cuter and less creepy/crazy.

  2. Mr. RollEgg says:

    In this picture, he looks very similar to Conan’s wax model version.

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