Paris Hilton’s “Gum” Keeps Her Out Of Japan
Okay, a note to whoever cut the new NMA animasian detailing Paris Hilton’s arrest record in light of her recent guilty plea for coke possession: Please come work at DISGRASIAN. PLEASE. PLEASE. We can pay you in barbed compliments and brown liquor. And awkward hugs.
Here’s the piece I’m referring to:
What isn’t covered in the video is what happened the following day. Poor little Paris flew all the way to Tokyo to make promo appearances peddling her bag and fragrance lines, but was denied entry to Japan at Narita airport. According to HuffPo, “under Japanese law, immigration authorities are empowered to deny entry to those who have been convicted of drug-related offenses.”
Hilton’s rep, Dawn Miller, made a statement on the celebutard’s behalf:
“Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn’t want to let down her brands and many Asian fans. She intended on fulfilling her contract and is trying hard to do the responsible thing, but this is beyond her control. She is very disappointed by tonight’s events. Paris is shocked and apalled that a famous-for-nothing of her tenure might actually have to be accountable for her derelict actions, and face any sort of consequences for her incessant spittooeying in the face of the law.*”
We don’t know just how many of her “many Asian fans” were left disappointed by the nixed trip to Japan, but one thing’s for sure. Two Asian Americans aren’t all that happy she’s back.
Get the fuck outta here!
*The last sentence was not actually written, but is probably true.
[Video via HuffPo]
[USA Today: Paris Hilton detained at Tokyo Narita, sent back to USA]
Thanks, Jasmine!
Filed under: Accountability, Awesome Japanese Behavior, Celebutards, Drug Offenses, Famous-For-Nothings, Ha Ha, Japan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Detained At Narita Airport, Paris Hilton Sent Back From Japan, Paris Hilton Should Expire, Talentless White Girls
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That’s Apple Daily, the Taiwanese tabloid, that’s responsible for the video. Wired covered them recently: http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/08/mf_appledaily/2/
And yeah, good for Japan. Can we do this here in the States, too?
Love it! I wish the news media had the balls to tell it like it is the way you ladies do.
Also, Paris Hilton has fans? Everyone I know just wishes she’d go away.
@dalianmoon she allegedly has fans. i’ve never met one, though!
“celebutard” is a personal favorite.