Hawaii Five-Wetlook

September 1st, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

The Hawaii Five-O reboot debuts in less than three weeks, and the billboards are EVERYWHERRRE. The first one caught my eye, though, mostly because it made no sense whatsoever:

How you gonna stick the hotties in the back and the uglies up front? (Upon further investigation, Alex O’Loughlin, who’s front and center, is pretty cute, but in that ad you can’t tell and, moreover, it looks like he just ate a bad burrito filled with rancid goat meat.)

At least our boyfriend Daniel Dae Kim is holding a nice, thick, um, shotgun.

The second show billboard, however, is like Baby Bear’s bed: just right.

Here’s hoping the show takes place entirely during Hawaii’s rainy season!

[photos via Alex O'Loughlin Rocks! and The Hollywood Reporter]

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4 Responses to “Hawaii Five-Wetlook”

  1. cDonnaF says:

    Yeah, that first one confused me. I was like, “5? But there’s only four of them–oh.”

    The second one, mmm. When angryasianman posted a link to a similar image, I clicked on it unawares and was all *wheeze*.
    http://blog.angryasianman.com/2010/08/d-d-muthaeffin-k.html

  2. Cindy says:

    This definitely helps offset the James Jay Lee crapola of a situation.

    Welcome back ladies!!

  3. zentronix says:

    Co-sign for #8, especially since it rains almost every day somewhere in Hawai’i!

  4. [...] Hawaii Five-Wetlook | DISGRASIAN™ 3 Responses to “Hawaii Five-Wetlook” cDonnaF says: September 1, 2010 at 11:19 pm. Yeah, that first one confused me. I was like, “5? But there's only four of them–oh.” The second one, mmm. When angryasianman posted a link to a similar . A person who fetishizes Asian dress, food, religion and/or culture, often to the detriment of his/her own health and that of others. Example: Jeremy Piven. More From the Dictionary » Tags Amazian Jr. Amazians American Idol Anti-Agin' . [...]

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