“If you didn’t see the commercial it is pathetic. Al Gore coulda written the thing. It starts out with a poor little polar bear barely surviving on a tiny little what is supposed to be melting glacier — which is common, ordinary practice, them on an ice floe. The polar bear can swim 60 miles. They go out there and they cool off on these things, sit in the sun on them. Then it shows a distant glacier that the small little one had broken off from. And then the polar bear swims and swims and swims and swims and finally gets to the iceberg and keeps going, keeps going, keeps going through neighborhoods. It goes all the way down to America from the North Pole, all the way to America, and finally finds a driveway where there is an electric car, sneaks up on the owner who is about to get in it and gives the owner a hug. The polar bear with tears in its eyes gives the frightened owner of the Nissan a hug. For supposedly doing something to save the polar bear. The whole thing is just a fraud.”
We all know that Rush Limbaugh believes that global warming is a bunch of bullshit. We know he is a bloated blowhard, drug addict and idiot. He’s also an insensitive, irresponsible fuck when it comes to words:
“They got market research that obviously says this is the way to sell the electric car. Sell it with guilt, sell it to these Nimrods who think like this idiot who took hostages at the Discovery network building.”
Clearly, Limbaugh’s language is dangerous, so it’s ironic when he goes into detail about the real dangers of Nissan’s ad:
“There’s something really, really, really dangerously wrong about the Nissan ad. My friends, don’t ever try to hug a polar bear. You will die. A polar bear will rip your head off. If a polar bear shows up in your driveway, run for the hills — or don’t leave your house. Do not go out there and let it hug you.”
Wow, how did he know? The nimrod idiot in me just watched the Nissan ad and was about to hightail it to my local zoo to go find a big ol’ polar bear to hug! Now, is he absolutely SURE polar bears are dangerous? And wait, doesn’t it seem a little un-American for him to keep me from hugging any goddamn bear I want to just because of his “theory” that hugging polar bears are dangerous? How do we know that this whole “dangerous polar bear hug” thing isn’t just a giant hoax perpetuated by the media?
Frankly, I think before Rush speaks out about the dangers of hugging polar bears, he should verify his beliefs by hugging an angry polar bear. Long and hard. On camera. I’ve got *just* the bear:
Filed under: Conservatards, Conservative Pieces of Shit, Dangerous Words, Environmentalism, Global Warming Is Not A Myth, Hoaxes, Irresponsible Language, Nissan LEAF, Nissan LEAF Polar Bear Ad, Polar Bears, Radio Hosts, Rush Limbaugh, Talk Radio, Thanks for the press Rush
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