DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Boxer Floyd “It’s All Love” Mayweather

September 10th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Jen

After Floyd Mayweather said publicly via Ustream last week that rival boxer Manny Pacquiao was a “little yellow chump” and a “faggot,” that Pacquiao could “make me a shrimp tempura roll” and “make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice,” and that once Mayweather finally fought him and beat him, he was going to “cook him with some cats and dogs”–paging Morrissey!– Mayweather quickly issued an apology, claiming he “was just having fun,” “It’s all love,” and he doesn’t have a “racist bone” in his body.

It’s all love: Mayweather in a sombrero and the colors of Mexico, before his 2007 Cinco de Mayo fight against Oscar de la Hoya

If we take Mayweather at his word, then we can only conclude:

  1. Mayweather thinks “little yellow chump” and “faggot” are terms of endearment
  2. Mayweather truly believes Manny Pacquiao moonlights as a Japanese chef
  3. Mayweather thinks eating cats and dogs, not to mention little yellow chumps, is normal
  4. Mayweather is very, very hungry
  5. Mayweather has a highly unique take on love
  6. Mayweather has not had an X-ray recently to monitor the presence of racist bones in his body
  7. Mayweather is a little bitch who’d rather trash Pacquiao behind a computer screen–[Perhaps you're more suited to blogging, Floyd? We're always looking for interns to make us sushi rolls, FYI.--Ed.]–than fight him in the ring

See the full video here:

And in other Floyd Mayweather news: he was arrested this morning in Vegas after Josie Harris, his ex-girlfriend and mother of his three children, called the police and told them Mayweather had attacked and threatened to kill her. He was later booked on a grand larceny charge for stealing personal items from Harris, including a cell phone.

Wait.  Lemme guess…that’s “all love,” too?

[HuffPo: Floyd Mayweather Racist Rant Caught On Tape]
[ESPN: Floyd Mayweather apologizes for rant]

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7 Responses to “DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Boxer Floyd “It’s All Love” Mayweather”

  1. BusyDad says:

    Well I just LOVE him then. I can’t believe all these feelings toward him were simply mislabeled.

  2. isaacakira says:

    I wish Pacquiao crush him on the ring…

    And really, really with crush him on the tatami.

  3. Diana says:

    I, too, am very, very hungry.

  4. dalianmoon says:

    Such dumbf***ery from this douchebag.

  5. BlasianBytch says:

    Can I get his black card revoked? Who do I speak to about that?

  6. aptkane says:

    *sigh*…first of all Mayweather, stop saying “chump”..you’re not Apollo Creed. Second of all, then next time Manny wants to fight, don’t be a little puss about it and get in the ring.

    What an idiot. Manny will drop him like a sack of dirt.

  7. Gaetano says:

    It’s pretty much agreed around the boxing world that Mayweather needs to duck Manny. He’s got everything to lose by facing off against a smaller dude with more chin, more heart and more character and dignity.

    You’d think narrow greed would compel him to take the bout but terror of taking a beating has ruled the day, so far.

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