BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! (Sad) Keanu Reeves
Happy birthday to Keanu Reeves, who turns 46 today!
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Dude, why so sad?
Why don’t you go buy yourself a present? Like a new Apple product? That always makes us feel better.
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No? Well then, how about you go hang with the Old Spice Guy? He smells really, really good, and maybe some of his Swagger will rub off on you (not a gay reference, BTW, we’d never do that on your bday)?
Hmm.
Oh, oh! We’ve got it. Go cuddle up next to a giant panda! That NEVER fails.
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Sigh. Okay, Keanu. Have it your way. Here’s wishing you a sad, sad, motherfuckin sad birthday, buddy.
Happy now?
Jesus, you’re complicated.
[photos via Know Your Meme and Sad Keanu]
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Awww I just want to give that sad creature a big ol’ hug! The panda I mean.
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