Happy birthday to Keanu Reeves, who turns 46 today!
via bruna benvegnu
Dude, why so sad?
Why don’t you go buy yourself a present? Like a new Apple product? That always makes us feel better.
No? Well then, how about you go hang with the Old Spice Guy? He smells really, really good, and maybe some of his Swagger will rub off on you (not a gay reference, BTW, we’d never do that on your bday)?
Oh, oh! We’ve got it. Go cuddle up next to a giant panda! That NEVER fails.
Sigh. Okay, Keanu. Have it your way. Here’s wishing you a sad, sad, motherfuckin sad birthday, buddy.
Jesus, you’re complicated.
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