BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Bill O’Reilly
Oh gosh!!! Happy happy happy 61st birthday, Bill O’Reilly!!!

Just kidding, you old fuck. You’re awful. Awful. AWFUL.
Instead, we’d like to celebrate the birth of another older gent, who’s only offended us once or twice: Senator Daniel Inouye, happy 86th birthday (two days ago)! May you you remain cuddly and tan. Let’s talk politics next week.
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Yay, Bill’s closer to death and we could not be any happier.