The Things Mel Gibson Is

July 15th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Jen

Whoopi Goldberg says her pal Mel Gibson isn’t racist! And if Whoopi says so, it must be true!

But when you cross that one off the list of Things Mel Gibson Is, you’re still left with:

The Things Mel Gibson Is

  1. Racist
  2. Misogynist
  3. Anti-Semitic
  4. A Religious Nut
  5. An Abusive Asshole
  6. An Alcoholic Asshole
  7. A Garden Variety Asshole
  8. Speaking of Gardens–A Rose Gardener!
  9. A Totally Overrated Director
  10. A Totally Overrated Human Being

Impressive résumé, Mel!

What else do you think Mel Gibson Is…? Please comment below, you bitch cunt whore gold diggers, you.

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9 Responses to “The Things Mel Gibson Is”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by DISGRASIAN, Jasmine Davila and Roy Blakely, jasminedavila. jasminedavila said: RT @disgrasian The Things Mel Gibson Is http://dlvr.it/2gNbS [...]

  2. johnminh says:

    “What Women Don’t Want” — Great word play on one of his films!

    I think Mel Gibson is a perfect candidate for Dick Cancer!

  3. cDonnaF says:

    EW lists all the groups of people that Mel Gibson has offended, then lists who he has not offended: the Inuit. C’mon, Mel, try harder!

    One thing Mel shouldn’t be: DISGRASIAN OF THE WEEK. That’s way better than he deserves.
    What I think he should be: never heard from again.

  4. Diana says:

    @johnminh TRUE DAT!

  5. Jen says:

    @cDonnaF re: never heard from again

    Could not agree with you more! Please let there not be a sixth tape. There’s only so much heavy breathing on the telephone that a girl can take.

  6. cDonnaF says:

    @Jen re: There’s only so much heavy breathing on the telephone that a girl can take.
    …unless the heavy breather is Daniel Dae Kim or Daniel Kenney, eh, Jen?

    (I think I may have spent too much time reading the archives here lately. Especially posts tagged “Hot Asian Men.”)

  7. markbrownwriter says:

    A douchebaguette.

  8. dalianmoon says:

    I had something to say, but then I was browsing the other comments, read “Daniel Henney” and got all distracted. Nothing flushes out ugly Mel Gibson thoughts like some yummy Daniel Henney thoughts.

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