I KNEW there was a good reason why I didn’t become an astronaut after boldly announcing that I would back in 7th grade, in an effort to impress my dad, who consulted for NASA.
(I mean, besides not being all that inclined towards math and science, not being a jock, and developing a fear of flying that dogged me through most of my twenties, which is to say, not possessing any of the qualities, really, of your typical astronaut.)
But I digress. Here’s the real reason:
This flies in the face, no pun intended, of science. They’re doing studies on the ISS of the effects of microgravity on blood pressure and the effects of spaceflight on sleep cycles, and they’re tending a VEGETABLE GARDEN up there so that those astronauts can have some fresh produce, but they’re too “professional” to figure out what sex in space is like??? (My guess: awesome. And if not awesome, at the very least, tricky, in an intriguing, mind-bendy–not to mention body-bendy–sorta way that’s definitely worth investigating.)
It’s no wonder Obama wants to cut back on this shit.
Filed under: Astronauts, International Space Station, ISS, NASA, No Sex On International Space Station, Obama Space Policy, Obama Space Program, Sex Ban Aboard International Space Station, Space Experiments, Space Missions, This Is Not Hot
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