Foulmouth Strikes Again

June 11th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

Angry Asian Man posted this fabulous instructional video, which is part of a series that aids grownup Korean speakers in pronouncing the more, er,  important words of the English language: the bad ones!





Nothing warms my heart more than hearing a Hardass Asian Grownup drop an f-bomb or call someone “you fucking bitch”–or reach my father’s apex of frustration: “Oh, shit” (it only happens when he makes an anomolous mistake, like losing his keys).

And so my only hope is that more Koreans will immerse themselves into this line of study. And that such tutorials will soon be created for ma peeps the Vietnamese, Jen’s peeps the Chinese, and all of y’alls peeps as well!

I also see this tutorial as a bit of a backdoor guide to reading DISGRASIAN, properly prepping little old ladies using umbrellas as parasols and friends from our parents’ singing groups to join us in a dialogue about fucking burritos and declaring the world’s biggest asshole–and, if we’re lucky, helping us cut a few fuckers’ dicks off. That’s the fucking shit!

It’s a generasian bridge, so to speak. And a damn fine one at that.

[via Angry Asian Man]
[Anderson English for Korea]

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Thanks, Chris!

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3 Responses to “Foulmouth Strikes Again”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Jasmïne Davïla, Andrew Nhem. Andrew Nhem said: RT @disgrasian: Foulmouth Strikes Again http://dlvr.it/1d0V9 [...]

  2. barbxra says:

    “son of of bitch” (:

  3. kasha says:

    the diagram of the asshole is killing me. also, is it just me or is he teaching us to say “son of of bitch”? viva engrish!

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