BABEWATCH: Samurai Blue

June 8th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Diana

There are an infinite number of reasons that we love Phil over at Angry Asian Man. But today, the primary reason is that he posted this photo (large version here) of the Japanese World Cup Soccer Team (affectionately known as “Samurai Blue“) in slim-fitting SUITS. It comes from an ad featuring the athletes, slickly peddling a a team-inspired blue tie:

Let's kick it

I’m an enthusiast and/or stickler about most sports… but I really don’t know shit about soccer, except that soccer players are fuzzin’ HOT. I love their endurance, their swagger, their abs, the strength of their broad shoulders, the speed of their sprint, their perfectly muscled and meaty legs, the fact that they don’t so much as take a timeout to get an eye gushing with blood stitched up on the field sidelines. I am to soccer players as my dog is to bully sticks. Add a well-tailored suit into the mix and I might just pass out from the hot, hot heat.

And hell, if it got TOOOOOO hot, we could just get some burly Asian firemen in the mix to wave their big water hoses all around and cool us all down! Water everywhere and no shirts on!! Everybody’s chiseled physiques just firm and warm and moist to the touch!!!!!!! And while we were at it we would film everything!!!!! Multiple camera angles!!!!!!!!!!!! The footage would live on forever!

…Wait. Am I talking about this photo or my pervy dreams? Both?

[via Angry Asian Man]

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Thanks, Joanna and Cindy! ;)

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5 Responses to “BABEWATCH: Samurai Blue”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Jasmïne Davïla, jasminedavila. jasminedavila said: RT @disgrasian BABEWATCH: Samurai Blue http://dlvr.it/1XccF [...]

  2. isaacakira says:

    As a judoka and former gymnast, I have to disagree with you and say that martial arts and artistic gymnastic build a much more hot body. (^^)y

  3. rockmanj says:

    That wasn’t disturbing or anything…

  4. mizzj says:

    You bring the camera, and I’ll call the firemen!

  5. Teamrobhogg says:

    Not to mention they have my Asian doppelganger Nakata.

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