KE$HA: Domo arigato, Mr. Tokyo! I love you all!!!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Horrible. Just horrible. Please, let’s just go inside.
KE$HA: They love me! They love the $tatement I’m making!
KE$HA’s HEADDRESS: And what statement is that?
KE$HA: That Lady GaGa isn’t the only knockoff that can make it big this year.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: That’s it?
KE$HA: And my generation really does have new and innovative art to offer!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Like what?
KE$HA: Durrr. Like 80′s jeans and hippie dresses and disco indie rock.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: AH.
KE$HA: $ooooo… I think that I’m gonna $tart going by “$acagawea.”
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Oh, girl. I’m not so sure that’s a good idea.
KE$HA: What are you talking about?
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: It’s kinda $tupid.
KE$HA: What are you talking about? I’ve $old like eleventy thou$and record$ as Ke$ha, and nobody think$ that’$ $tupid.
KE$HA HEADDRESS: Kids today are $tupid.
KE$HA: No they aren’t!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: How certain are you of that?
KE$HA: Really $ure! I went to an American Apparel the other night, and the $kinny $tore clerk $aid $he get$ ready for hip$ter partie$ by li$tening to “Tick Tock.” That girl wa$ COOL.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Oh well, if the American Apparel girl said so…
KE$HA: And the guy I bummed an American $pirit off of–oh my gaw, American $pirit$ fully go with my look right now–at that William$burg loft party was like, la la la, we totally own the $ame top$ider$. We both have the $ame wayfarer$.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Ah yes, further proof of your relevance. Consider me corrected.
KE$HA: Honey, all I know is I can $ing.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Girlfriend, did you watch yourself on SNL?
KE$HA: I was amazing on $NL!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: You looked awkward and petrified, like somebody was going to rip your stomach out via your throat in front of the whole school auditorium.
KE$HA: I actually thrive in front of a school auditorium.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Oh.
KE$HA: I can $ing. I can rap, and I can $ing.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: Nothing, and I mean nothing better than a white hipster rapping. But tell me, is awkwardly reciting lyrics in an acidic sing-songy tone actually $inging?
KE$HA: I can $ing.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: I don’t know.
KE$HA: I can $ing!!!
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: I think you might actually $uck.
KE$HA’S HEADDRESS: You $uck. You $uck, you $uck, you $uck. Please take me offa you A$AP.
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