Okay. Let me get this straight. I spent 6 seasons watching Lost, patiently waiting for all to be revealed, only to discover that:
2) And this guy with the awesome, island-humidified Jheri Curl who we also thought was dead–not once, but twice–is also actually [SPOILER ALERT] really dead?
3) And this crazazy chick, who gave birth on the island during season 1, who we thought was dead after season 4, who turned up alive in season 6 with an awful-looking weave, is actually [SPOILER ALERT] really dead? And so, as it happens, is her baby? [CORRECTION: This crazazy chick is not yet dead. In the now that is. I just wanted her dead so I'd never have to hear her say "Chah-lee!" in that grating accent ever again. My bad.]
4) And this guy with the man-boobs, who we thought was dead–only to discover that he was alive, only to discover that he was dead and that some Evil Smoke Thingy was inhabiting his body, man-boobs and all, only to discover that he was still alive in a parallel universe–is also actually [SPOILER ALERT] really dead?
5) And this annoying princess, who died back in season 1, which was so long ago that we forgot she was even on the show, that’s how dead she was, who was brought back so that she and some dead guy (see #2) could be together at long last is actually, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] like, totally and completely and yet somehow still forgettably dead?
You know who else was dead after Sunday’s finale? Besides, like, everybody?
[SPOILER ALERT] ME.
AND I WANT MY LIFE BACK GODAMMIT. I WANT THOSE SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK.
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