We never tire of the Hardass Asian mama-isms collected on our favorite user-generated blog, My Mom Is A Fob. But a visit to the site sometimes leaves us wanting for more, especially for nods to our beloved papas*. Enter the best thing that ever happened to our Tuesday, High Expectations Asian Father. Their brilliant logline: “The meme dedicated to the bitchiest parents in the world. Too bad we love them.” It’s like I Can Haz Cheezburger, but from the voice of your beady-eyed, higher-educated, dissatisfied chromosome donor.
How does he respond to affection? Should be no surprise.
Is he proud of your success? Damn straight.
He’s also got a joke or two in him.
And at the end of the day, he’s also got incredible wit (mixed in with some f’d up speling)!
Hooray for Hardass Asian Dads! Without them, who can make you feel so deeply inadequate that you, out of sheer rebellion and insecurity, become wildly successful? (Your mom.)
*There’s a MyDadIsAFob.com, too! Where have we been its whole life?
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