How To Make A Wedding Even More Awkward: A Robot

May 17th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

Here’s a romantic story…

A Japanese robotics professor falls for a beautiful female employee of Kokoro (Sanrio’s humanoid robot division). They tumble deeply in love, and are married at a beautiful ceremony, surrounded by family and friends. The sacred, romantic service is officiated by none other than their close friend… a humanoid robot with the world’s cutest voice.

And no, it wasn’t Ann Curry:




Robot. Wedding. Robot. Wedding.

OMG OMG OMG I JUST HAVE CREEPY AWKWARD TINGLES RUNNING ALL THROUGH MY BODY RIGHT NOW! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

[via Boing Boing]

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  2. johnminh says:

    OMG! I so want one!!! Of course, you’re talking about the same nerd who bought Transformers Underwear. And no it doesn’t make that transforming noise when I put it on or take it off.

  3. Cindy says:

    This robot with that voice is destined for a horror movie. It has to be.

  4. barbxra says:

    Is it more possible to have something more awkward at this wedding than the robot? With their first kiss I think it might be possible.

  5. jasmine says:

    Finally! Something that makes my dream of being married by Hello Kitty look normal in comparison.

  6. weissman says:

    Hey they wanted something different

  7. Le says:

    Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the weirdest stuff!!!

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