DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Is Swinging Criminal?

May 21st, 2010 | 10 comments | Posted by Diana

A lot of people find swinging couples to be reeeeeally ewwwwwwwwwwy. I don’t mind ‘em so much. After all, what do I care? If a couple likes to screw lots of other couples, that’s their thing. And certainly, gettin’ busy is fun—why wouldn’t doubling, tripling, quadrupling up on the busy be even more fun? I imagine those great ’70s pornos where everybody’s scattered around a snow cabin, playing Boggle in their bellbottoms and tight sweaters, then suddenly everyone is naked and muffdiving and moaning like crazy on the floor in front of the fireplace–that shit is AWESOME.

Okay, swinging is probably not good for monogomy (at least according to Dr. Drew), but hey, neither is extended business travel. Or social networking.

My only real problem with swingers is that the only real-life swingers I’ve ever met have been criminally ugly and/or kinda creepy. When I was in college, a person invited me with a cheap business card and a latte order to attend a swingers night, and I swear he was Golum.

So wait. Does this guy look criminally ugly to you?

Me neither! But he is in fact a swinger. And a criminal. Ma Yaohai, a Chinese computer science professor, will soon be serving three years in prison for putting together and taking part in at least 18 orgies. Most of the orgies took place in the small apartment that the divorcee shares with his mother.

I can only assume that Ma falls into the “and/or creepy” category of my swinger judgment (DUDE! In the Hardass Asian Mama’s apartment?? Bleeeghghghghghhhhh), but I frown on the Chinese government’s clenched fist on his sexual liberation.

Why should fucking a few fun folks be a crime? Give me a fucking break.

[NYT: 18 Orgies Later, Chinese Swinger Gets Prison Bed]

Thanks, Dave and Jasmine!

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10 Responses to “DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Is Swinging Criminal?”

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  2. weissman says:

    But everyone else thgat wa sinvolved with him, said “They were sorry” and got off scott free. Does this amke sense?

  3. PoweredByRice says:

    Love that picture. The dude in the upper right looks like a pervy Michael Caine….

  4. Le says:

    I’m sure there are some states in this country that enforce a similar law.

  5. Cindy says:

    I got a poly-amorous follower on Twitter for my retweet of this.

  6. Jen says:


  7. Calvin says:

    I’ve only been in China a week and have been approached by at least three girls of the night or their pimps. It actually saddens me a little.

    A hundred times worse than “swingers” are the big, fat, middle aged guys leading much younger girls into hotels, but no one ever bats an eye, probably because its so common in Shanghai. Unless people are coerced into participating in these parties then there is no reason for the government to waste its time with this

    This government really needs to get its priorities straight.

    P.S. I was 99.9% sure this site would be blocked over here, glad i can still read it =]

  8. Jen says:

    Wow, we’re not blocked in China? We gotta work on that.

  9. Calvin says:

    Yup, angryasianman is blocked for some reason though >=[

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