A lot of people find swinging couples to be reeeeeally ewwwwwwwwwwy. I don’t mind ‘em so much. After all, what do I care? If a couple likes to screw lots of other couples, that’s their thing. And certainly, gettin’ busy is fun—why wouldn’t doubling, tripling, quadrupling up on the busy be even more fun? I imagine those great ’70s pornos where everybody’s scattered around a snow cabin, playing Boggle in their bellbottoms and tight sweaters, then suddenly everyone is naked and muffdiving and moaning like crazy on the floor in front of the fireplace–that shit is AWESOME.
Okay, swinging is probably not good for monogomy (at least according to Dr. Drew), but hey, neither is extended business travel. Or social networking.
My only real problem with swingers is that the only real-life swingers I’ve ever met have been criminally ugly and/or kinda creepy. When I was in college, a person invited me with a cheap business card and a latte order to attend a swingers night, and I swear he was Golum.
So wait. Does this guy look criminally ugly to you?
Me neither! But he is in fact a swinger. And a criminal. Ma Yaohai, a Chinese computer science professor, will soon be serving three years in prison for putting together and taking part in at least 18 orgies. Most of the orgies took place in the small apartment that the divorcee shares with his mother.
I can only assume that Ma falls into the “and/or creepy” category of my swinger judgment (DUDE! In the Hardass Asian Mama’s apartment?? Bleeeghghghghghhhhh), but I frown on the Chinese government’s clenched fist on his sexual liberation.
Why should fucking a few fun folks be a crime? Give me a fucking break.
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