DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Softass Asian Parents

May 28th, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Diana

By now you may have seen the Internet-famous photos of Ardi Rizal, a 2-year-old Indonesian boy with a 2-pack-a-day habit.

Bad parenting blows

Although we will admit he’s got a pretty cool smoking style (very Goodfellas! Oh I kid, I kid), photos of the tot on a little truck actually reveal a really frightening fact–Rizal’s smoking has affected his health so much that he can barely move himself without those plastic wheels.

Homeboy is a smoker. And his parents apparently can’t–or won’t–do anything about it.

From Daily Mail:

“[D]espite local officials’ offer to buy the Rizal family a new car if the boy quits, his parents feel unable to stop him because he throws massive tantrums if they don’t indulge him.

His mother, Diana, 26, wept: ‘He’s totally addicted. If he doesn’t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.’

Ardi will smoke only one brand and his habit costs his parents £3.78 a day in Musi Banyuasin, in Indonesia’s South Sumatra province.”

So waaaaaaaitaminute. This TODDLER has no degrees, no job, no promise of athletic glory or public office. He costs his parents £4 a day because he’s picky about his pack and his dad doesn’t see a problem? Who’s the boss here? If my late Hardass Asian Grandma read about this situation, she’d probably smack me just to make sure I didn’t get any wild ideas!

But anyway, here’s a solution: Let’s get Cesar Millan over to Indonesia to rehabilitate this little smoke fiend and train those parents! Sheesh.

[Daily Mail: Too Unfit To Run - Two-Year-Old Who Smokes 40 Cigarettes A Day Puffs Away On A Toy Truck]

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8 Responses to “DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Softass Asian Parents”

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  2. dalianmoon says:

    So, the mom cries because her kid throws a tantrum if he doesn’t have his smokes, and she doesn’t know what to do? Well, why did she give let her child smoke in the first place? Those parents are first rate dumb asses. This is sickening!

  3. karlk9 says:

    This is a real “OMG!” story. I searched for the boy’s name on YouTube, and found several videos. Here’s one to an old Steve Miller tune:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGYpowKfxk

  4. ellie says:

    Who gave this kid a cigarette in the first place? He’s TWO. Damn.

  5. Rick says:

    Not to sound like a future Hardass Asian Parent, but that kid’s parents should just tie that kid to a chair and tie his head down and make him quit cold turkey. Then, they can leave a plate of food and water nearby, and put in the earplugs and read a book.

  6. Trungles says:

    At what point between his first diaper rash and his first teething tantrum did someone decide to stick a cigarette in this kid’s mouth?

  7. weissman says:

    Take teh cigarettes away, he may cry a while but he will get over it. I mean he two…

  8. Froxter.com says:

    Smoking tot…

    An Indonesian two-year-old boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Ardi Rizal – who weighs four stone and is too unfit to run with other kids – first got a taste for tobacco when he was 18 months old and now throws tantrums when he cannot get his nicotin……

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