Vacancy In The White House?

April 5th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

If Kal Penn leaves the White House Office Of Public Liaison to be in the next Harold and Kumar


POTUS and Penn

…it means there’s an open spot available in the Obama Administration for a person who can maybe get an hug from President Obama OMG OMG OMG!!! be the go-between for the White House and the Asian American community (whatever that means).

What a great opportunity for that, ahem, someone ME ME ME ME PLEASE ME ME ME ME PLEASE PICK ME ME ME ME ME ME ME I WANT A HUG!

[via HuffPo]

[Access Hollywood: Kal Penn Leaving White House For 'Kumar' Sequel]
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Thanks, Lara and Leamy!

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7 Responses to “Vacancy In The White House?”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    I want Kal Penn to give me a hug. He is a sexy man! Smart, too, which makes him even sexier! (Hope my husband doesn’t read this.)

  2. Cindy says:

    DianA, I have a call in to the White House to give you some props for the job. Can’t make any promises. Mr. Prez has been a little cold and distant with me since I beat him in a little one on one b-ball.

    Speak softly if you call so as not to wake me from my dream state.

  3. Jen says:

    Dude, if you get this post, I need you to broker me a hug with POTUS, too.

  4. Jen says:

    …because that’s what you call being a liaison between the White House and the Asian American community.

  5. Diana says:

    Ooh, the “Hugs for Asian Americans!” platform. Talk about awesome public relasians!

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  7. Cindy says:

    Clear evidence of a need for a new Czar position! …and Jen, wouldn’t that be a Liasian?

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