United Colors Of Drunk Chicks

April 1st, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

Berkeley “performance artist” Philip Huang pulled a new video stunt recently, asking people on the mean streets of Cal’s college town to decide who is more annoying: drunk Asian girls or drunk White girls.

I don’t quite know what Huang is going for, but hey, whatever. I’m glad he’s going for it. That said, is anybody else a little surprised to see that most people willing to answer the question pegged Asian chicks as the worst offenders?

I, for one, am a firm believer that all stupid, drunk chicks are intolerable–and this is an equal judgment applicable to every race, creed, and color. Y’all are horrible.

Don’t know if you’re horrible? Here are 10 Signs that you are a fucking intolerable drunk chick:

1. You can’t remember how many malibu and diet cokes you’ve consumed.
2. You’re hitting on my boyfriend.
3. Whenever anyone says the word “sake,” you say something like, “Sake to me!” and erupt into laughter.
4. You’ve spilled something wet and sweet on me, and I’m not thanking you for it.
5. I’ve been glaring at you for an hour.
6. That part of your shirt meant for boobs is currently at your neck.
7. I’ve threatened to hit you.
8. You keep “requesting” songs from the jukebox.
9. You smell like butt, old hair, vomit, and Hypnotiq.
10. I hate you. Like, really hate you.

[via 8 Asians]


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6 Responses to “United Colors Of Drunk Chicks”

  1. Cindy says:

    We cannot underestimate Tila Tequila’s contribution to this perspective.

  2. Simon says:

    Guess who’s not going to get any from white girls OR Asian girls?

    The “ethnic studies major” girl said it best when she told him off.

  3. MacLu says:

    Hahahaha, Disgrasian should ask her!

  4. Le says:

    Oh Berkeley, familiar grounds. I like how that one group of guys answered Asian right away before he even finished turning in their direction haha. But yeah, this “project” seems kinda pointless.

  5. Liu Jing says:

    What a shame. Adam Carolla is his thesis advisor, and the kid just blew his orals.

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