PPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT, JLo! Just saw the trailer for your new comeback romantic comedy, The Back-up Plan:
…and shit! I hate to break it to you, but I think you may actually have been in this movie before.
Oh, I know. Last time the big secret was that you felt sparks fly with your client’s fiancee, and this time your big secret is an in vitro baby. But let’s be real here. You want your old career back. The one that wasn’t about singing bad duets with your domineering husband; the one that was about your shiny hair and comedic chemistry with doe-eyed male co-stars. Oh, GIRL. That career ain’t comin’ back.
Gosh. This is almost more embarassing than that time in junior high when I got my period and was (oh noez!) wearing white pants! Hurry, borrow somebody’s jacket and hide!!!
No seriously. GO HIDE.
Filed under: Comebacks, Formulas, Having Another Go, Idiotic Movie Concepts, JLo, Movie Dopplegangers, Not Sandra Bullock, Romantic Comedies, Shameless Attempts At Staying Relevant, This Makes Me Sad, Throwbacks, Wacktresses, X Actresses That Are Not Perky And Adorable Enough To Play Lovable Neurotics
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