Let’s Just Call ‘Em JLo-mantic Comedies

April 21st, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

PPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT, JLo! Just saw the trailer for your new comeback romantic comedy, The Back-up Plan:

…and shit! I hate to break it to you, but I think you may actually have been in this movie before.

Oh, I know. Last time the big secret was that you felt sparks fly with your client’s fiancee, and this time your big secret is an in vitro baby. But let’s be real here. You want your old career back. The one that wasn’t about singing bad duets with your domineering husband; the one that was about your shiny hair and comedic chemistry with doe-eyed male co-stars. Oh, GIRL. That career ain’t comin’ back.

Gosh. This is almost more embarassing than that time in junior high when I got my period and was (oh noez!) wearing white pants! Hurry, borrow somebody’s jacket and hide!!!

No seriously. GO HIDE.

[The Back-up Plan - Official Site]

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3 Responses to “Let’s Just Call ‘Em JLo-mantic Comedies”

  1. Jen says:

    Let’s just call them New Low-mantic Comedies.

  2. Cindy says:

    Jen I was going to comment but the thought was chased from my mind after I read your comment and bellowed out laughing. Clever. Very Clever.

  3. farleyk says:

    I’ll wait for the alternate version that stars Cartman’s hand.

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