TILA’S TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR HER “FASHION LINE!” Underoo designers, this could be your big break!
Sounds like the business lady has already figured out the first step to success: delegasian:
1) I already have everything taken care of so you dont [sic] have to worry about putting out money for anything. I of course am the CEO of this new fashion line, my [sic] appointed my sister as the President in Charge, and now we are giving people out there a chance to be a part of our team and become billionaires! No. I am not Kidding.
So listen, me and my sister are already getting the fabrics and coming up with the designs, however, this line is going to be very big so we need at least a few more designers on board! So if you are an aspiring fashion designer, stylist, etc, well here is your chance to be a part of something massive!!!!
Here’s what you have to do for us to accept you into our team:
First of all this is my fashion line so it has to represent me. So I like stuff that is edgy, cutting edge, chic, sexy, not trashy or cheap looking, glamourous [sic], high fashion, outrageous, bedazzles, etc….. give me the best you got!!!!! Now instructions below on how u will be accepted to join my fashion team:
1) draw up sketches and designs of your most creative designs, what fabric, etc.
2) the more variety of ideas you can send us, the better so we can see what your style is.
3) You can email you’re [sic] best sketches to: MissTilaFashion@Gmail.com
or you can even mail me samples you already made!
Basically, she and her sister (Oh gawd, is this some kind of delusional, “I have a sister played by me” Parent Trap situation?) want to form a super awesome secret club in the nook behind the bushes business, and without even having to pay them, you can do a bunch of work and send it to them to save them the work of… doing any work!
Is that why this THS commenter felt the need to put in their two cents more than once?
Geez!!! I mean, Tila would never… She would NEVER.
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