JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila

April 29th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Diana

TILA’S TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR HER “FASHION LINE!” Underoo designers, this could be your big break!

Sounds like the business lady has already figured out the first step to success: delegasian:

1) I already have everything taken care of so you dont [sic] have to worry about putting out money for anything. I of course am the CEO of this new fashion line, my [sic] appointed my sister as the President in Charge, and now we are giving people out there a chance to be a part of our team and become billionaires! No. I am not Kidding.

So listen, me and my sister are already getting the fabrics and coming up with the designs, however, this line is going to be very big so we need at least a few more designers on board!  So if you are an aspiring fashion designer, stylist, etc, well here is your chance to be a part of something massive!!!!

Here’s what you have to do for us to accept you into our team:

First of all this is my fashion line so it has to represent me. So I like stuff that is edgy, cutting edge, chic, sexy, not trashy or cheap looking, glamourous [sic], high fashion, outrageous, bedazzles, etc….. give me the best you got!!!!! Now instructions below on how u will be accepted to join my fashion team:

1) draw up sketches and designs of your most creative designs, what fabric, etc.

2) the more variety of ideas you can send us, the better so we can see what your style is.

3) You can email you’re [sic] best sketches to:

or you can even mail me samples you already made!

Basically, she and her sister (Oh gawd, is this some kind of delusional, “I have a sister played by me” Parent Trap situation?) want to form a super awesome secret club in the nook behind the bushes business, and without even having to pay them, you can do a bunch of work and send it to them to save them the work of… doing any work!

Is that why this THS commenter felt the need to put in their two cents more than once?

Geez!!! I mean, Tila would never… She would NEVER.

[Tila's Hot Spot: Taking Applications For My Fashion Line!]

Thanks, Jasmine!

Filed under: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

9 Responses to “JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila”

  1. jasmine says:

    I’m gonna apply. I can totally do my DISGRASIAN™tern work and my design work at the same time.

  2. Diana says:

    perhaps you could liveblog your experiences. it would be fascinating to watch you work your way up the corporate chain!

  3. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Jasmine Davila, Jessica Lum and Urban Hippie Inc., jasminedavila. jasminedavila said: RT @disgrasian JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila [...]

  4. liam says:

    How about I send her pics of my cock? a la craigslist style.. or chatroulette.

  5. noneinaye says:

    I kind of think this might work for her. If she has someone else manage it I mean.

    She has the public image to sell whatever and I sure she knows people that could get her product could get the right media coverage. Hell it doesn’t even have to look good, Ed Hardy made it so anything can.

    I think I may send her ‘sketches’ of nipple tassels and and not-vagina-covering vajazzling and see how far they go.

  6. [...] original here: JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila | DISGRASIAN™ Posted in Listing | Tags: fashion-line, first, road, smelly-rest, the-road, [...]

  7. [...] JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila | DISGRASIAN™ [...]

  8. [...] JOB LISTING: Design Under(Outer?)wear For Tila | DISGRASIAN™ [...]

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.


Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 5: Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

April 26th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Not all martials arts movies look same.

The cast of HBO's 'Girls'

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 4: Was The HBO ‘Girls’ Controversy About Racism Or Sexism?

April 25th, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Girl talk.


Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 3, aka Hump Day: What To Do When Your Friend Likes Racist Music

April 24th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

Should you dump a friend who likes racist stuff?

office space

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 2: Workplace Segregation + A Little History Lesson

April 23rd, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen

Don’t hate, integrate.

I was trying to give Andrew bunny ears, but I ended up throwing an Asian peace sign instead. Yo, I think that's racist.

Yo, Is This Racist? Podcast f/t DISGRASIAN Day 1: Natural Hair

April 22nd, 2013 | 1 comment | Posted by Jen

Wherein we take all of your racist questions. (Some of them, anyway.)

Photo by Lee-Jin Man/AP

Creepy Photo Of S. Korean Soldier Wielding Machine Gun In Front Of Laughing Children Kinda Sums Up Where We Are At This Juncture

April 18th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen



If North Korea Attacks Us, I Have Just One Favor To Ask God

April 5th, 2013 | 0 comments | Posted by Jen

North Korea is so hot right now.

Screen Shot 2013-02-28 at 11.22.12 AM

Michelle Malkin Desperately Wants To Be Michelle Obama

February 28th, 2013 | 2 comments | Posted by Jen


Screen Shot 2012-12-05 at 2.52.57 PM

Penn State Sorority Girls Will Work For Weed & Beer

December 5th, 2012 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

Viva racism!


Intern Jasmine’s Links Of The Daysian: The Ass Pants & Butt-Rubbing Edition

November 30th, 2012 | 1 comment | Posted by jasmine

We here at DISGRASIAN™ are going to use our buying power to buy as many Samsung butt-rubbed phones as we can.


Things I Thought I’d Never See: A Dude Rapping In Korean At The American Music Awards

November 19th, 2012 | 3 comments | Posted by Jen

Gangnam Time? Hammer Style?


RIP Twinkies, RIP Name Asians Like To Call Other Asians Who Are Less Asian Than They Are

November 16th, 2012 | 5 comments | Posted by Jen

How are we going to insult one another now?!