How To Prove You’re Not A Racist

April 21st, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Jen

How do you prove definitively that you’re not a racist?

It’s easy!

Just add a black friend!

(Asian and Latino friends will suffice, in a pinch, and gay friends, too, are useful when accused of being a general bigot.)

Cuz that’s what friends are for!

Keep smilin’, keep shinin’, knowing you can always count on me…

[via BuzzFeed]

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8 Responses to “How To Prove You’re Not A Racist”

  1. Cindy says:

    1) I wonder if she knew what was on the sign.
    2) I might only believe him if this is his wife.
    3) He might only be okay with African Americans…but what about Latinos, Asian Americans, Homo Americans?
    4) His 15 minutes is up.

  2. harald hardrada says:

    he doesn’t list fox news on his sign — these tea partiers are a subset of the republican party — one would be safe in betting he lacks a sense of humor

    the tea partiers are composed of warmongers — one wonders who’s going to pay for all the wars they want to start

    even ron paul’s son rand, who’s running in a kentucky primary, had to edge toward warmongering in order to keep tea partiers in his camp

  3. mizzj says:

    Oh brother, “racists” have been using that argument forever, but sure ok let’s give him the benefit of the doubt – he just proved he’s not racist (yay!) but how will he prove that he’s not a dumbass? :p

  4. Tristan says:

    WOW, she settled.

    Btw, dude looks like a racist. My claims are just as plausible as his.

  5. MicroRNA says:

    Race 101: Having a lover, friend, or family member of another race doesn’t mean you can’t also harbor racist/biased feelings and thoughts. Or preference for your own. Humans are complex like that.

  6. Jen says:

    I think the dude in the photo might have slept through–no pun intended–Race 101 class.

  7. PoweredByRice says:

    Dude looks like a reject from the UFC. Does he even know that woman? He probably just ran up to her and had his friend snap the picture.

    Look at that frown on his face. Teabaggers sure are an angry bunch.

  8. Teamrobhogg says:

    I’ve always felt like any attempt to prove one isn’t racist is self-defeating.

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