Fine, iWant It

April 15th, 2010 | 5 comments | Posted by Diana

Dear Technology God,

I’ve been fighting the iPad.

I said I didn’t need it. I said it wasn’t necessary. I said it was just an $800 splurge for Apple geeks to jerk off to. I said it was a poor-sighted man’s iPhone. Even that hilarious Modern Family episode couldn’t sway me.

I almost convinced myself, too. I think I believed me when I said those things.

But then I saw Iggy the cat playing with a new iPad.





He’s so cute! And he LOVES the iPad! If Iggy gets one, I want one. Please gimme!

Please!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen,
Diana

[Apple Store: iPad (US)]

Thanks, Tina!

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5 Responses to “Fine, iWant It”

  1. Simon says:

    I could find plenty of better ways to spend $800 than on an iPad.

  2. educatedfool25 says:

    I hope this iPad owner has a good protector on that screen….cat claws can be viscous.

  3. Diana says:

    right, simon? that’s why i asked the tech god for it.

  4. Simon says:

    Relevant to your post:

    http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-norway-pm-stranded-in-nyc,0,5115669.story

    “NEW YORK – Running a country, add that to the list of things an Apple iPad can do.
    The Prime Minister of Norway, Jens Stoltenberg, used Apple’s newest gadget to help run his country while stranded at John F. Kennedy AirportThursday.”

  5. liam says:

    OVERRATED.

    tablets are stupid. if you think about it, your laptop is a tablet. the TOUCH mouse. heck, it’s better because it’s a real laptop. tablets are just a ploy to get you to waste your money on another status item you don’t need. i say, get the new macbook pro and call it a day.

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