HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESSE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We bet this one was a HAPPY one!
‘Cuz there’s nothing like being turning 41 to remind you of what really counts in life: knowing that your family is happy and your career in order.
We figured you probably didn’t get many, so we decided to go in together on a couple of birthday presents for ya. They are:
2. A bunch of hella pissed Jews (Whoopsie! We may have shown them these.)
3. A subscription to Westside Rentals, to aid you in your search for a new place
4. A corner to go cry in
5. A STRIPPER! LET’S PARTY!!!
[Times Colonist: Will Affair Allegations Cost Jesse James His Kid?]
[NY Daily News: Jesse James' TV Career Is As Good As Dead]
[Michelle Bombshell - Official Site]
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