Who Knew? Pilipinas Loves Animal Sounds And Bondage Gear And…

March 19th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Diana

What I learned watching the following excerpt from Pilipinas Got Talent:


1. “B.M.” doesn’t always stand for “Bowel Movement.”

2. Sometimes, scaring is caring.

3. Black vinyl dominatrix gear with a flirty yellow tulle robe might get you fugged in the United States, but the PGT judges love it. LOVE IT.

4. The sound of a loud horse neigh scares the shit out of me.

5. It’s true–heels DO go with everything.

6. When you wait for the loud “X” buzzer, it never comes.

7. Those strange talents that the losers honed in homeroom while I was doodling stuff for my fanzine might actually pay off one day.

8. I clearly wouldn’t know talent if it walked up to me on Sunset Boulevard wearing an “I’m Talent” t-shirt and holding up a sign reading, “What does talent look like? Me!” then kicked me in the ass, punched me in the eye, and said, “I said I’m TALENT!”

[YouTube: Pilipinas Got Talent Big Mouth (BM)]

Source Thanks, G Scott!

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4 Responses to “Who Knew? Pilipinas Loves Animal Sounds And Bondage Gear And…”

  1. clawd says:

    Crazy get-up and make-up aside, how on EARTH does he make those sounds?

    I am stimulated in so many ways.

  2. Jamie says:

    Sonuvabastard I’m gonna have freaky insane animal nightmares now!

  3. aptkane says:

    Being a Pilipina herself, my wife loves this show. I for one find it way more entertaining than America’s Got Talent.

    This dude(ette) is pretty trippy though.

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