Sandra Bullock’s Famous Last Words

March 26th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Jen

The NY Post reports that two months before her own husband was exposed as a cheater, Sandra Bullock had this to say about the whole Tiger Woods situation:

“If I were [Tiger's wife] Elin [Nordegren], man, I would have hit a lot more than she did,” Bullock said. “I would have kept hitting.”

A reporter with syndicated TV show “The Insider” egged on the actress with a leading question — “You would have been still swinging the golf club?”

“Yeah, she [Elin] stopped, she was respectable,” Bullock repied. “I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”

Does this mean Sandy’s going to beat the shit out of her no-good, MySpace-ing, Vanilla Gorilla couchfucker? We wouldn’t pay money to see the The Blind Side–or almost any Sandra Bullock movie, really–but we’d sure as hell pay to see that.

[NY Post: Sandra Bullock would have used bat on Tiger]

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6 Responses to “Sandra Bullock’s Famous Last Words”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    Heck! I’d not only pay to see it, I’d volunteer to help her!

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  3. Friggles says:

    It’s not 1934 and folks don’t use the word “heck” anymore, Dalianmoon. Unless you’re living in Jesusville, Georgia and working at the senior center there.

    Sandra Bollock can’t act worth a fucking shit, and frankly I’m weary of her golly gosh persona. I think the whole thing’s very funny. Funnier still she married a closet Nazi/white power aficionado.

  4. dalianmoon says:

    I don’t say “heck” in my daily spoken language. It just came out in my typed response. And I am actually from a fairly progressive area. But golly gawsh shucky darn! I guess you showed this white girl! I’ll just go back and hide in Mayberry now.

    No matter what you think of Sandra Bullock as an actress, a cheating shit is a cheating shit.

  5. aptkane says:

    What a douche. How are you going to cheat on Sandra Bullock? I hope he gets d*ck cancer.

  6. weissman says:

    This just proves that Jesse James really is not that smart!

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