They also think my name is “Diane.” Which has me fantasizing they’ve imagined me as a woman like my friend’s older sister Diane, who wears pastel turtlenecks and patterned sweaters, rocks a mom haircut, frequently re-applies Chapstick with SPF, reads craft magazines, and loves spaghetti with a passion.
Hunh. That’s actually not so far off.
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