DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Hailey Glassman

March 3rd, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s jilted ex, tweeted a photo yesterday–obviously phony–of the “stubby” penis she shared with Kate Gosselin and a few other mediocre chicks. (Warning: DO NOT click the picture link if you throw up easily. Or if you’re at work.)





Let me first just say that as an admirer of fine penises, I am deeply offended by this photo.

And then I will add to that statement that CALLING YOUR FORMER RIDE “NASTY” SIMPLY SHOWS THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO SETTLE AND SMOOSH YOUR MOIST ORIFICES ON A SAD, HIDEOUS DICK. Such a statement shames you far more than the owner of said penis–he didn’t have a choice.

Augh, what a wicked game Glassman is playing. It’s a contest in which nobody wins. Especially not me. I feel like I need to take a shower and watch some good porn to wash this sad image away. Or borrow my friend’s copy of Guys Gone Wild. Or my sister’s old Playgirls.

Jeez, did I ever really think that Jon Gosselin was the biggest fame whore of this bunch?

[via ONTD]
[THR: Hailey Glassman Posts Alleged Jon Gosselin Penis Photo on Twitter]

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7 Responses to “DISGWITTER OF THE WEAK! Hailey Glassman”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    You thought that Jon was the biggest fame whore? See, I always thought it was Kate. But I can’t stand either of them.
    But Kate is looking pretty good next to Ms. Glassman, I have to admit. That’s pretty bad.

  2. Diana says:

    @dalianmoon it’s a true low.

  3. BlasianBytch says:

    What’s really sad is this woman is putting out all these super sexual things about a man with children. Children that will one day google and see all the terrible things that happened around them. It doesn’t matter how small his dink is , or how jilted you feel. Plain human decency and a little self respect should tell this woman that what she’s doing is wrong.

  4. Diana says:

    amen, sister.

  5. Jen says:

    LMYAO at “SMOOSH YOUR MOIST ORIFICES ON A SAD, HIDEOUS DICK.”

  6. Liu Jing says:

    that’ll wind up on his beenverified profile. Gattaca FTW!

  7. Maeko says:

    UGH. She’s also got the EvErYOtHeR lettering Asians made popular and then depopularized back in the mid-nineties on AOL. Seriously? Grow up.

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