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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Elton John

Happy birthday to honorasian Elton John, who turned 63 today!

Why Hardass Asian ladies love Elton:


* He, like all grownup Asian ladies, loves bedazzled evening outfits.

* File Under: Easy Listening

* 5 Grammy awards, an Academy Award, a Golden Globe Award and a Tony Award. (Who cares if you don’t watch the Tonys? It’s an award!)

* A distinct love for tiny dancers.

* Five important words: Was friends with Princess Diana.

* He turned those piano lessons into somethin‘!

* Guaranteed to rally for karaoke.

* He gives songs as gifts. And by jove, H.A.L.s love presents!!!

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Filed under: Bedazzler, Best Kinds Of Friends, Best of the Best, Careers In Piano, Elton John, Honorasians, Karaoke, Musicians, Piano, Piano Lessons Are Required, Piano Players, Presents, Princess Diana, Singers, Tiny Dancers

4 Responses to “BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Elton John”

1. dalianmoon says:

   March 25, 2010 at 12:20 pm

   In addition to being an honorasian, isn’t he also he an honorgaysian?
2. Diana says:

   March 25, 2010 at 1:19 pm

   YES! Honorgaysian, absolutely!
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4. yellOHpride says:

   March 26, 2010 at 9:10 am

   Happy Birthday to the Rocket Man!! <3 I always loved his big bedazzled sunglasses. He should donate an old pair to Kim Jong Il…at least then he could be a dictator…in style.