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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Chuck Norris

Happy birthday to Chuck Norris, who turned 70 this week!

We’re not sure how someone who actually knew the late great Bruce Lee and came into contact with his philosophical deepness could become such an anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-science, fearmongering toolbag…

…but no one’s perfect, right Chuck?

From the Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts:

When you say “no one’s perfect,” Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

[Chuck Norris Facts]

Filed under: Black Belts, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Abortion, Chuck Norris Evolution, Chuck Norris Facts, Chuck Norris Gay Marriage, Conservatards, Karate, Martial Artists, Martial Arts, Tae Kwon Do, Tang Soo Do, Way of the Dragon

6 Responses to “BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Chuck Norris”

1. dalianmoon says:

   March 11, 2010 at 1:15 pm

   That is one hairy white dude.
2. blue demon says:

   March 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm

   In reality Chuck Norris is over 2000 years old, after 99 his age resets to 0.
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6. Jamie says:

   March 15, 2010 at 7:25 am

   Anyone who Bruce Lee lets kick his ass on screen on purpose can’t be all that bad.