Twilight “Manllows,” Just Right For Humping Sleeping

February 18th, 2010 | 6 comments | Posted by Diana

This morning, I discovered via io9 and DListed that Etsy is currently sold out of Twilight-themed “manllows”–body pillows made to look like supernatural teens Edward Cullen and Jacob Black from the waist up.


Teen dream threesome



Seriously, what the hell is this? I want one so bad. I am shocked that Etsy sold out of these already–who would waste their hard-earned cash on something so silly? Want to talk about silly?? I want to hump the Edward Cullen pillow silly. These manllows are so LAME! Just hump and hump and hump and hump. Please say the manllows are machine washable. Kids today, they just blow their money on useless shit. Maybe I will make my own Edward Cullen pillow, and include the everything below the waist! They’re wrapped up in fantasies, they don’t connect with anything real anymore. This will be just like 5th grade, when I perfected my french kissing technique. Except this time, I’ll be frenching everywhere. Oh well. God, I want you Edward! Oh well. I will fuck a pillow in your honor, Edward! I LOVE YOU!!!!!! Oh well.


Sweet Dreams




[via io9 and DListed]
[Etsy: TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN Robert Pattison MANLLOW Half Man Half Pillow]

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6 Responses to “Twilight “Manllows,” Just Right For Humping Sleeping”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    Those look creepy…
    I’ve never gotten the whole Twilight thing. I’ll take my vampires in the form of Angel and Spike, thank you.

  2. Diana says:

    SPIKE, my former love!

  3. charm says:

    If it generates enough buzz, the seller could face some copyright issues. :D

  4. Simon says:

    I’m surprised that there’s no glitter or makeup on the pillows. It’s not sparkly at all.

  5. dalianmoon says:

    Oh yes! He could take down Edward’s sparkly ass any day!

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