Leave Lady GaGa Alone!

February 9th, 2010 | 9 comments | Posted by Diana

Just wanted to let you guys know that in her own words, Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Germanatta) is actually “very shy.”

Yeap. And I’m a crack-smoking, figure-skating, 7-foot-9 Norwegian with a bicycle fetish and PhD in abstract calculus, whose parents hugged and encouraged them to follow their heart, not their mind, too much as a child.

[Gossip Center: Lady GaGa Talks Shyness]


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9 Responses to “Leave Lady GaGa Alone!”

  1. cherryteresa says:

    She resembles Donatella Versace.

  2. dalianmoon says:

    I think she resembles Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band.

  3. gingin says:

    Is that her tampon string…?

  4. Diana says:

    yes. but let’s not talk about that. she’s shy.

  5. Peachy says:

    It IS possible to be shy and flamboyant jsyk.

  6. Diana says:

    there are complex flamboyant individuals and then there are mtv-generation fame whores. i dunno. do shy people act on “punk’d?” do they build a pop persona especially crafted for awards shows? do they shop on robertson blvd.? the world may never know.

  7. Maeko says:

    I was totally going to call her out on her tampon string, but someone beat me to it.

    Let’s not talk about that shirt, shall we not?

  8. BigEd242 says:

    Look at the tore-up shoe on her right foot. Tack-ee! Also, I was unaware that Adam Sandler had become a tatted-up back-up dancer.

  9. barleycorn says:

    Diana, 7’9″? Really? That’s so hot! Call me?

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