Leave Lady GaGa Alone!
Just wanted to let you guys know that in her own words, Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Germanatta) is actually “very shy.”
Yeap. And I’m a crack-smoking, figure-skating, 7-foot-9 Norwegian with a bicycle fetish and PhD in abstract calculus, whose parents hugged and encouraged them to follow their heart, not their mind, too much as a child.
[Gossip Center: Lady GaGa Talks Shyness]
Filed under: Bitch Please, Fame Whores, I Call Bullshit, Lady Gaga, Norwegians, People Who Have Been Seeking The Spotlight Since Their Teens, Poseurs, Shyness
She resembles Donatella Versace.
I think she resembles Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Band.
Is that her tampon string…?
yes. but let’s not talk about that. she’s shy.
It IS possible to be shy and flamboyant jsyk.
there are complex flamboyant individuals and then there are mtv-generation fame whores. i dunno. do shy people act on “punk’d?” do they build a pop persona especially crafted for awards shows? do they shop on robertson blvd.? the world may never know.
I was totally going to call her out on her tampon string, but someone beat me to it.
Let’s not talk about that shirt, shall we not?
Look at the tore-up shoe on her right foot. Tack-ee! Also, I was unaware that Adam Sandler had become a tatted-up back-up dancer.
Diana, 7’9″? Really? That’s so hot! Call me?