John Mayer’s Racist Dick And Why We Love It
Despite claiming in a recent Playboy interview that “black people love me,” John Mayer doesn’t love them back. At least his dick doesn’t.
In the interview, where he overshares about masturbation, porn, and being sexually addicted to Jessica Simpson, among other things, Mayer says about his johnson:
My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
To which black, brown, and yellow chicks all over the world say, “Dude. No. No no no no no no no no no. You’ve got it all wrong. You have no idea what a HUGE solid you’re doing us by keeping your pasty prick over there. NO IDEA. Dude, seriously. Don’t ever change, no matter what people tell you.”
[Playboy Interview: John Mayer]
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I’m kind of ashamed to admit this, but I used to like John Mayer’s music when he first came out. Then he opened his mouth and had to over share every detail about himself, and I realized what a tool he is. I can’t stand the man now.
totally get that! if all he did was play the axe, he’d be a stallion. sorta.
I missed this memo yesterday laying down recovering from a “snow bug”. I saw it a few hours ago on the news. So Jen, never mind my late email, lol. I NEVER was a fan of John’s music. He’s a Class A+ asshole and what he said he can NEVER take back and he only apologized so he can keep his fan base. I have 0 tolerance for racism and ignorance. What’s even more disgusting than his comments is that some of his fans will continue to listen to his music.
[...] But considering all the hot mess that is the Playboy piece (race is only mentioned in two paragraphs of a whole lot of sexist, kiss-and-telling, past lover dissing madness), most of us are with Diana from Disgrasian: [...]
Wow. TMI TMI. Not to be immature or anything, but I seriously feel dirty (and nauseous for some reason) after having read about his white supremacist pee-pee…especially knowing that I have three of his albums in comp.
Eff. He is nassttyyy..
Profanity aside, such an outpouring of talk is very revealing. What stands out most is the Bennetton-Duke analogy. Mayer’s allusion to Bennetton as a symbol for multicultural interchange and interracial harmony does point to some hopeful speculations that interracial sex can seem like an accomplishment. Unfortunately, this is because the practices of white supremacy in the U.S., like those of David Duke, have built it as such a high hurdle to overcome. One way to interpret Mayer’s words is to realize that interracial progress requires white people to separate themselves from white supremacy. Another way is to try and understand why black women are snubbed disproportionately by men of all races.
For more pls see: http://www.marciadawkins.com/blog/2010/02/12/mayer-doesnt-have-jungle-fever
Who the f•ck is John Mayer?
[...] But considering all the hot mess that is the Playboy piece (race is only mentioned in two paragraphs of a whole lot of sexist, kiss-and-telling, past lover dissing madness), most of us are with Diana from Disgrasian: [...]