John Mayer Apologizes For Having Diarrhea Of The Mouth By Having Diarrhea Of The Mouth

February 11th, 2010 | 4 comments | Posted by Jen

John Mayer apologized on stage Wednesday night for saying some racially-fucked things in that now infamous Playboy interview–like calling a “hood pass” a “n*gger pass” and saying he has a “white supremacist dick”–and made a special point of saying sorry to his back-up band members, most of whom are black (awkward!). Although he said he was done being “witty” and “clever,” and repeated over and over that he just wants to “play my guitar,” dude couldn’t stop trying to be witty and clever for over three minutes:

As much as we love a real, honest-to-God apology…DUDE SHUT UP ALREADY.

And the colored girls go,Doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo-doo-doo-we’re-so-stoked-you-have-a-white-supremacist-dick-doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo-doo-doo-keep-plugging-chicks-like-Jessica-Simpson-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo-that-is-so-fine-with-us-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo doo doo-your-emo-sensitive-boy-MeMeMe-patter-gives-us-a-rash-doo doo doo-dooooooooo…

[NY Post: John Mayer apologizes, buying it?]
[Playboy Interview: John Mayer]

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4 Responses to “John Mayer Apologizes For Having Diarrhea Of The Mouth By Having Diarrhea Of The Mouth”

  1. dalianmoon says:

    Geez, John Mayer! Just shut up! I liked him better before he opened his damn mouth.
    Also, I fear for my fellow white woman. Run from the cock of John Mayer! Run!

  2. eternityblack says:

    This just proves my point that celebrities need to just sing, act, dance and get photographed by TMZ. If a reporter pops in front of them asking them about their life or opinions, keep the mouth shut and keep moving. Before we all found out that Mayer was a spokesperson for Summer’s Eve, we liked him because he made semi-decent music and made really uncomfortable facial expressions when singing.

  3. Mai says:

    lool dalian!

    Um, no, I’m not buying his apology.

  4. prometheus says:

    He’s a tool. Pretty obvious.

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