Hailey Glassman Talks Jon Gosselin’s Magic Weiner
Jon Gosselin’s ex, Hailey Glassman, is on the cover of Steppin’ Out–”NY & NJ’s #1 Entertainment Magazine,” apparently–and blabbing about how the father of eight’s magic weiner is “tiny, tiny, tiny.”
“Judge This Haters”? WHERE. TO. BEGIN.
And you know what’s not tiny? The yeast infection I’m getting looking at those cheap hooker panties.
If you’ll excuse me…
[via HuffPo]
[Steppin' Out magazine]
Filed under: Cocks, Dicks, Hailey Glassman, Hooker Bitches, Jon and Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin, Jon Gosselin Dick, Kiss-And-Tell, Magic Weiners, Mixed People, That's What You Get For Going Out With Hookers, Tiny Penises, Yuck
The theme here this week seems to be douchebags named Jon/John.
Is this Steppin’ Out or the escort services pages from a typical alterna-weekly?
I like what one poster on HuffPost said:
“Ladies, the time to laugh at his small penis is before you put it in you…
After that…no matter what you say….he’s won…”
LOL.
Steppin? Try petered.
I bet Jon is going to blame it on the big vagina.
Oh man that is frightening. Did I just step into a Billy Idol video? There is no part of that that isn’t hilarious.
All of these comments made my fuckin’ day. J. Goss’s magic weiner brings out the best in you guys!
Just gotta wave the magic wand, sorry, weiner.
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It reminds me of the scarf from the Shania Twain MV “I feel like a woman”.
Hailey dad’s dad aka Surgeon Glassman will be all so proud to see that her lil girl is now full grown woman a gracing the covers of reknown publications such as “Steppin Out…”
What an awful by-line.
Judge this?
How about we start with the jungle-skank scarf as a shirt crap they slung around her upper torso to take away from the fact that she still has an oh-so-passe-girls-in-high-school-do-it-too belly button piercing? Or the fingerless gloves + the gargantuan cocktail ring which is probably the only thing on her entire person which might be classified as “just alright.” The over accessorizing makes me want to hurl.
The only thing I have to say that might be interpreted as “positive” is that, oh, she grew out those pencil lines that she used to call her eyebrows. Good for her.