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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Mo Tae-Bum

When I turned 21, I received a wealth of gifts. They included:

• sixer of Smirnoff ice

• knockoff version of Barbie’s little sister, Skipper

• 3 “Your first time coming here legally?? It’s on the muzzafuzzin’ house!!!” shots seeminly comprised of sugar and scope

• my first DVD porn

• 4.5 Appletinis (so hot right then)
  

• 13 unidentified flying cocktails

• framed photo of me with a bunch of swell college chicks in dresses holding up cocktails

• hickey

• hangover

SIMILARLY, on Korean Olympic speed skater’s Mo Tae-Bum’s 21st birthday (February 15), he received…

Mo' of Mo!

• Olympic gold medal in the Men’s 500m race

• first-ever winter gold medal for Korea in a sport other than short track

• billowy Korean flag to celebrate with (see above photo)

• bear hug from Hardass Asian Coach, the kind Asian kids dream about. Like, DREAM about:

• honor

• glory

WE ARE THE SAME!!!

[NBC Olympics: Mo Celebrates Birthday With 500m Title]

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