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BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Aziz Ansari

February 25th, 2010 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

Happy birthday to comedian Aziz Ansari, who turned 27 this week! This guy’s got everything: he’s cute and hilarious, stars on a network comedy and currently has a sweet development deal with Judd Apatow. He’s become a cult hero and rolled large with Jay-Z. He’s been on Letterman, for chrissake. All by the tender age of 27.

So much already achieved! Yet so much life ahead of him!

Eh. I’m too jealous now. F*ck Ansari!

[Read Aziz's Tumblr]

Filed under: 27 is a Shitty Age By Any Standard, Aziz Ansari, Comedians, Comedy Central, Cult Heroes, Cute Boys, Development Deals, Having Your Shit Together, Human Giant, Judd Apatow, NBC, Parks and Recreation

2 Responses to “BIRTHDAY CELEBRASIAN! Aziz Ansari”

cchristian says:

February 25, 2010 at 10:56 am

Thanks to Aziz Ansari, I can be proud to be from South Carolina again.
huang says:

February 25, 2010 at 7:57 pm

Happy birthday also to RAAAAAAAANDY!

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