We’re Employed Through The Year! (Sarah Palin Joins Fox News)

January 11th, 2010 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

You never know, as garbage-feeding bloggers, whether or not you’ll get fucked by the wrong famous-for-nothing going sober or the world’s worst couple getting divorced. Will you run out of sordid news fodder? What might you have to complain about? Will your blogging career be downgraded to a month-long series of clever Facebook status updates and a few choice tweets? Oh lordy, the stress!

So it’s always good to know that the world will soon be hit by a fruitful period of shame, therefore guaranteeing you good work for months and months to come (dare I say it–years?).

Imagine my relief, friends, when I saw this breaking news today:


Turn the volume down




Phew. Phew, phew, phew. 2010 is going to be a busy year for DISGRASIAN!

[CBS News: Sarah Palin Joining Fox News as Contributor]

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3 Responses to “We’re Employed Through The Year! (Sarah Palin Joins Fox News)”

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    This post was mentioned on Twitter by santoisaac: The perfect match: Sarah Palin and Fox News (via @disgrasian) http://bit.ly/4XjGN9

  2. dalianmoon says:

    If you’re really lucky, Fox News will occasionally team her up with Michelle Malkin.

  3. Simon says:

    That’s great to hear. Now I can finally get some laughs when I flip to Fox News.

    “I can see Bill O’Reilly from my chair!”

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