The World’s First Sex Robot Has Been Unveiled, And It Doesn’t Look Like Ann Curry…

January 11th, 2010 | 8 comments | Posted by Diana

…NOR was it invented by the Japanese!!!

She can't move her head, but sure does give great...

Roxxxy, the first functional sex robot with artificial intelligence, was unveiled by New Jersey-based creator TrueCompanion at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas over the weekend.

From Fox News:

“She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” Douglas Hines, the president of ROXXXY manufacturer TrueCompanion, told the AFP. “She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.”

Not to hate on a breakthrough, but we’re a little dissatisfied. Sure, a sex robot sounds great. But we couldn’t care less if our robot sleeps, feels our touch, or talks about her day. We want her to call us a stallion, screw us on demand, and occasionally cook us a lasagna. Is that too much to ask?

[via HuffPo]
[Fox News: ROXXXY, the World's First Life-Size Robot Girlfriend]

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8 Responses to “The World’s First Sex Robot Has Been Unveiled, And It Doesn’t Look Like Ann Curry…”

  1. Cindy says:

    Doesn’t vacuum? Excuse me, but I want a sex robot with sucking power.

  2. Simon says:

    From what I understand, this is a $7,000-$9,000 blow up doll that cannot move. It only knows when you’re talking to it or when you’re touching it.

    For that same price range, I can buy a brand new Yamaha bike and fill its gas tank, if you know what I mean. Or, I can browse the internet for free porn and use my imagination, free of charge.

    Guess who saved a bunch of money on my libido by switching to the web?

  3. Friggles says:

    Way to go, Simon! You won “The most bizarre post of 2010″ and the year’s just started!

  4. Asian American Ad Network says:

    Ummmm…I need to sell some ads. Lots of them!!!

  5. daughterofbob says:

    Wow, bizarre. According to the website, he designed it in memory of a person he lost on 9/11, an idea which eventually turned into making an interactive blow-up doll?
    I hope I’m remembered differently when I pass…

  6. daughterofbob says:

    Oh BTW, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4-rwk44qGI&feature=player_embedded

    He says there’s an “Oriental version”.

  7. [...] Re: Plastic Fantastic?! To quote someone else: Wow, bizarre. According to the website, he designed it in memory of a person he lost on 9/11, an idea which eventually turned into making an interactive blow-up doll? I hope I’m remembered differently when I pass… (Posted http://disgrasian.com/2010/01/the-wo…ike-ann-curry/) [...]

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