One Finger That Makes Quite A Bang

January 19th, 2010 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

I know I’m really late to the game in finding out about this, but I just read that a 32-year old Chinese martial arts master named Fu Bingli scooped a Guinness world record late last year for doing 12 pushups with one finger.





From the Telegraph:

“I’ve been training since I was seven years old and my index finger has as much strength in it as most people’s entire body,” said Fu of Lianyungang, eastern China.

I read that quote and immediately was like, whoa. Not to get all gross or anything, but my pervy little mind was instantly consumed with questions: What else could ya do with a finger like that? And with what intensity? And uh, how soon??!?!?

But then I realized that his finger looks like this:






…and I almost puked everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE.

[Telegraph: Man Proves He Has World's Strongest Fingers]

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Thanks, Maris!

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7 Responses to “One Finger That Makes Quite A Bang”

  1. Cindy says:

    With you beginning to end on this one.

  2. E says:

    You now owe me a new keyboard, as I stupidly, had just taken a sip of water as I read this and clicked on the picture of his finger… and laughed so hard! Damn

  3. Diana says:

    Ack! Sorry! Sippy cups only near the computer…

  4. Cindy says:

    You must follow my personal rule to NEVER have food or beverage in your mouth when reading Disgrasian! Frankly, I think this might need to be a disclaimer warning under the header.

  5. PoweredByRice says:

    Holy crap, his index finger has a bicep!!!

  6. Maeko says:

    That finger is sexy. In a completely disgusting sort of way. Kind of how like my body will look because of the lupus when I’m his age. So yea, us.

  7. BigEd242 says:

    This fellow needs to hit NIKE up for an athletic finger-shoe contract. They could call it the AIR Fu Bingli. Whilst there might be a somewhat small mass market for the new “shoe”, having the NIKE “swoop” logo in that photo above could boost their corporate image, and further refine their brand.

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