Why We Hate Olivia Munn

December 15th, 2009 | 2 comments | Posted by Diana

She’s smart. She’s brash. She’s funny.

Her first name is adorable, her last succinct and easy to pronounce.

She has more Twitter followers than we do.

Her nose freckles are cuter than Diana’s nose freckles.

She has a blog too, but she never complains about it–and she isn’t getting a furrowed brow and grey hair like we are.

Oh…

AND SHE LOOKS…

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…LIKE…

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…THIS.

Goddammit, Olivia is one of the only women we’ve ever seen steam up Maxim’s pages without the aid of overzealous airbrushing and an awkward hand over her nipple. How is that? Why is that?

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To boot, she basically looks this good all the time. Every day. Without hair and makeup, without airbrushing.

We hate her. Hate her, hate her, hate her. Or we would, if we didn’t love her so much.

[Maxim: Girls Of Maxim, Olivia Munn]
[OliviaMunn.com: More Pics From My January Maxim Shoot!]

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2 Responses to “Why We Hate Olivia Munn”

  1. Simon says:

    It’s healthy to love thy neighbor. Just don’t get caught.

  2. pgee says:

    yea, i don’t know whether to love her or hate her! sigh.

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