White House Party Crash Test Dummies

December 9th, 2009 | 5 comments | Posted by Diana

News today: For crashing the White House state dinner, the oh-so-tawdry hobknobbers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have, as expected, been served with subpoenas–a decision made today by a congressional panel. The couple will face questioning on January 20 by the House of Representatives Homeland Security Committee.

Ruh Roh! Subpoena-oh!

Ruh Roh! Subpoena-oh!



…If ever there were an appropriate time for a celebratory fist pump, this would be it.


'Bout time!

'Bout time!




[Reuters: Lawmakers Want To Question White House Gate Crashers]

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5 Responses to “White House Party Crash Test Dummies”

  1. kissthestick says:

    lock them up and throw away the key!

  2. prometheus says:

    Why does anyone care about these two attention [plural noun]… ?

    … that said, let the punishment fit the crime. Furthermore, if they were -allowed- in, it’s not exactly their fault for crossing the line. It’s not like they taser’d secret service to get in. Fine them something spectacular and throw the money into something useful for our economy, education, or something similar. Then slap them with community service for a nice while.

    It’d do more than paying for them to stay in jail.

  3. aptkane says:

    Good, now all we have to do is forget they exist and that will be one problem checked off the list.

  4. Friggles says:

    You just KNOW these clowns attended a Tony Robbins seminar or three.

  5. Simon says:

    I think that:

    1. they should be reinvited to the White House,
    2. then tackled by the Secret Service agents that were put on administrative leave,
    3. then President Obama runs up to them while they’re on the floor, and says, “BOOYAH! YOU GOT SERVED!” and hands them subpoenas.

    This would make things right, and all will be well with the world.

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