Recruit Him To Your Guild: Taiwanese Dude “Beats” World Of Warcraft
Okay, fine: We’re not WOW experts. So we don’t really know what it means to kill 390,895 creatures, accumulate 7,255,538,878 points of damage, complete 5,906 quests, raid 405 dungeons and hug 11 players–but it sounds like a shit-ton of warcraft to us! And we’re huge fans of hugging!
A fella in Taiwan, whose handle is “Little Gray,” apparently did all of the above and then some, making him the first person to accomplish basically everything that can be accomplished in 11.5 million people’s favorite lifestyle game, World Of Warcraft. Basically, he’s “beaten” the unbeatable game.
Wowing WOW players
Sure, there are some bitchy WOW sticklers that are already poo-pooing on the epic win, citing a glitch in the, uh, “B.B. King achievement” and a “false victory point” used by Little Gray to override it. But we figure that people suffering from PC eye strain and extended periods of virginity just get grouchy. Details, details.
So let’s raise a goblet to Little Gray’s, um, laudable endeavors and join him in drinking the sweet ambrosia of victory! We assume now that he’s done everything that can be done in the World of Warcraft, Gray can finally step outside and rejoin the 3-D world.
And yeah, we know we’re wrong.
[CVG: Man "Finishes" World Of Warcraft]
[via Joystiq]
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Thanks, Jasmine!
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Talk about not having a life. This guy takes the cake and eats it.
It doesn’t matter if he’s the best WoW player there is, it just makes him the biggest loser of them all.
One can only hope that he’s not a Hot Pocket-eating fat guy living in his mom’s basement. If so, then it’s Game Over for him IRL.
Top professional video game players make good money.
Extended virginity is right. I’m hoping they don’t have hot pockets in Taiwan, but there’s an equivalent there especially catered to overweight WOW aficionados. I think they’re called _’Hippo Fat Ass Cream Squares To Consume Below House In Dark!’_
I only spent 200 hours in WoW which got kinda boring after awhile.
Then I quit once I gotten a real life.