How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan?

December 11th, 2009 | 3 comments | Posted by Diana

LA photographer Yu Tsai has a large slate of beautiful work, being a master of female sensuality, fantastic color variance, and irregularities turned into beauty.

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Most recently, though, he was responsible for Muse Magazine’s racy “Lindsay Lohan Exposed” shoot, which was arguably inspired by Kate Moss.

But when one takes a look at the accompanying short film directed by Tsai…





…it’s hard not to wonder how inspired by Moss the shoot really is. Because after all, what we see is less cokey, waify supermodel, and more hyper-sexualized, insecure, confused, dank, sad, lonely little girl. And isn’t that just Lohan, in a nutshell?

Well, Lohan is a nutshell just makes us kinda sad. Kinda wish Tsai had relied more on her vulnerable energy, guided her into some irregular poses, and called it a day.

[Fox News: Lindsay Lohan Hopes Kate Moss-Inspired Muse Shoot Helps Restart Career*]
[Yu Tsai - Official Site]
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Thanks, Cate!

*ouch!

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3 Responses to “How Do Yu Sex Up Lindsay Lohan?”

  1. aptkane says:

    That’s the worst party I’ve ever seen.

    Also, I’m so confused…am I supposed to think Lindsay is hot? She still looks like the parent trap to me…but with a cig in her hand 24/7. …..*sigh*….if she wasn’t so weird, no one would care.

  2. madison010101 says:

    Looks more to me like an advertisement for tobacco. She’s smoking every three seconds! Overall, it’s kinda lame to me, the director’s trying wayyyy too hard to make it look sexy and “edgy”, I don’t see the “story” behind it, just some desperate hoe twisting around, baring some boobs here and there. yawnnnn….

  3. Cindy says:

    Insert recorded laugh here ____. You ladies know the one.

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