DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Tiger Woods

December 11th, 2009 | 7 comments | Posted by Diana

Did too many of Tiger’s low-rent mistresses rise up to tell their tales? Did enough of his sponsors threaten to drop him? We’ll never know.  But one of the world’s greatest atheletes has decided to step away from professional golf to focus, finally, on the shit circus that is his life:

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Time to think about who counts.

From Tiger Wood’s official site:

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

There is one thing that Tiger has managed respectably in this situation: an honest apology. And although it will take nothing short of a miracle to get his family life back on track, we hope for the sake of his wife and children that they end up somewhere close.

[TigerWoods.com: Tiger Woods Taking Hiatus From Golf]

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7 Responses to “DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Tiger Woods”

  1. kissthestick says:

    meh, he’ll be fine

  2. Diana says:

    more importantly: but will she?

  3. Friggles says:

    Why did he bother to marry in the first place if he has a penchant for porn stars-n-generic reality t.v bimbos? Man, that dude has some bad taste in ladies. She’ll be fine, as she’s wiping baby butts w/ thousand dollar bills. She just bought a 3 million dollar house in Stockholm if that says anything.

  4. aptkane says:

    Right, I agree Diana – Tiger can “work all he want” at this, but if you’ve cheated on a girl like that, then you’re a lost cause.

    Just crazy how this was a tailspin to the toilet for Tiger, he’s basically S.O.L. now.

  5. dalianmoon says:

    He’s not sorry he cheated. He’s sorry he got caught.

  6. Calvin says:

    This is why children can no longer use athletes as role models.

  7. thatswhatshesaid says:

    Poor Tiger is obviously just a freak and his picture perfect wifey just wasn’t as nasty as he wants her to be. I doubt his marriage will recover. Once he temporarily smooths things over with the wife he’ll be back to strippers and hoes in no time.

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